From Paddle to Battle
Beginners: Go from “never played” to confidently jumping into real games without apologizing every 2 minutes. Intermediate players: Expect your game to level up by at least 0.5 skill rating—yes, your friends will notice… and possibly stop inviting you as often. Warning ⚠️ Side effects may include: • Excessive dinking • Loud “LET’S GO!” celebrations • Mild obsession with the third shot drop
